Pumpkins, Bow Ties and Meowvelous Monday Haiku
Hello furriends, it’s me Mr. Jack and I’m presenting Meowvelous Monday Haiku today. I never thought I could ever get excited about wearing a bow tie but when the Lady Cat started taking photos in the catio I sprinted in to join her. You see, in the past, I never condoned any sort of accessory on me because I don’t like to taint my fifty shades of grey with any other color. She once made me wear a hat, well I only agreed to because it was Canada Day and well, after a while it felt okay so I guess I tolerated it… for ten seconds.
But I think this orange bow tie is something else. It just takes “bold” to a whole new level and screams confidence and ownership. You should have seen me out there with my entourage of cats, all doing as I instruct and cementing my role as Social Facilitator. Sometimes I think Charlie takes advantage of this because he now demands head licks whenever he sees me. “Umm, helloooo, Charlie, that’s not how it works. The role of a social facilitator is to keep the peace and harmony through grooming and mixing all our scents. But that doesn’t mean it’s all about you!”
Here goes, I hope you enjoy my haiku and can feel my energy and spirit. Humans, don’t absorb too much of my energy though. It’s best to avoid the zoomies when you’re in a meeting as your boss won’t appreciate spilled coffee and laptops flying all over the place!
So, kitties, do you like wearing bow ties or hats? This Mr. “Fifty Shades of Grey” would love to know.
Much Love and Happy National Cat Day!
That was sure fun, we loved the slide show gang!
Mr. Jack, you look very debonnaire in your bow tie.
oh Mr. Jack! Look at YOU and your dapper and most HANDSOME self!! I am swooning! xoxo
Such a cutie, Any color would be your color 🙂
Just when I didn’t think you could get any more handsome, you add an orange bowtie. Be still my heart. 😘
You certainly look like you mean business, Mr. Jack!
we will knot wear pantz
N yez dood ewe due look grate
but noe ties either
we wont wearz a hat
even if itz cold outside
N forget de shooz
we like butt nekkid
sum times we wear R food tho
but knot two often
happee howl o ween two ewe all ~~~~~~~ 🙂 ♥♥♥
Mr. Jack, you wear that bow tie like no other cat in the world has ever worn a bow tie. You look beyond handsome! And that orange really does pop against your gorgeous gray furs. Me-wow!
Happy Halloween guys!
Wishing mew a spooktacular evening ~ MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The B Team xox
Herman: I love my Mom so I will wear a bow tie or costume if she asks. Thankfully she doesn’t ask often.
Dori: I love my Meowmy too but if she tries to put a cute lil hat on my head I make a frowny face and ignore the camera. I willpose only when she puts the camera down.
Mr. Jack, paw pen some memorable Haikus! And that orange bow tie complements your furrs just right for the fall season! Mom says you are a strikingly handsome kitty. I think my Tortie neighbor, Miss Pip, might take down her guard if she saw you walked up to her and let her smell your cologne. I think you might be her type.